NO THIS IS THE STUFF OF MY LIFE CONSTANTLY.
AND BY CONSTANTLY I MEAN ALL THE TIME FOREVER.
SO THE AFOREMENTIONED POLICE WHO SHOWS UP AT MY DOOR, I ASK THEM WHAT THEIR DOG'S NAME IS.
THEY SAY "NIGGER".
I AM LIKE, "EXCUSE ME"?
THEY ARE LIKE "TIGGER. YOU KNOW FROM WINNIE THE POOH".
AND I AM LIKE "NO SORRY I DON'T FOLLOW THAT SHOW".

I JUST NEEDED TO GET THAT OF MY CHEST. FOR ONCE.
TIGGER WAS A GREAT DOG BY THE WAY, WE GOT ALONG SPLENDID.