From the recording HOW TO SUCCEED IN THE WASTE MANAGEMENT BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY DYING
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MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WATHING TOO MUCH TELLY,
CUZ THIS PERVERSE ISSUE HAS OVERWHELMED ME.
IS IT MTV OR PLAYBOY CHANNEL?
ANYWAYS IT HAS MADE TOTAL CUNT OUT OF ME.
I'LL NEVER HAVE MOTIVATION TO WORK AGAIN.
SCHOOL IS JUST A PLACE WHERE ILL MEET UP WITH FRIENDS.
CUZ WHAT I HAVE IN MIND,
ALL THE DAY ALL THE TIME,
IS PORN AND I CANT LET IT GO
THIS, WILL, NEVER, END
NOW I JUST ROCK AND ROLL,
WATCH MY SENSE OF DEPRAVATION UNFOLD,
CUZ IF YOU HAVE LAID AT LEAST A HUNDRED GALS THEN YOU SUCK, YES THAT IVE BEEN TOLD.
WHY DIDN’T I LEARN ANYTHING
IN SCHOOL, ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF SEMEN?
MY MINDS CORRODING ME,
ALL THEY SPEAK OF IS MISERY,
AND HOW ONE MUST WANNA BE A STAR IN BED
HERE WE GO AGAIN...