THEY SIT YOU IN A ROOM AND TELL YOU LIES


I WENT TO COURT TODAY, IN SEARCH OF THE NEW SOUND.
I WAS ACCUSED OF SOME VANDALISM BULLSHIT, BUT I ARGUED- BASED ON MY VERY EXTENSIVE RESEARCH IN QUANTUM PHYSICS- THAT TIME DOES NOT EXIST, THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS PAST OR FUTURE, THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS SERIES OF EVENTS AND THEREFORE I COULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN THOSE ACTS OF TOMFOOLERY, BECAUSE ULTIMATELY, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “BEEN”.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT? LIKE SERIOUSLY??
THEY POSTPONED THE TRIAL!
THEY SAID THAT THEY NEEDED, IN THAT CASE, SOME MORE EVIDENCE-LIKE MATERIAL- AND BASED ON MY GRAPENUTS BUT ACCURATE NIMWITZ THEY ACTUALLY POSTPONED THE TRIAL UNTIL "THEY COULD GATHER MORE EVIDENCE THAT THE NOTION OF "TIME" IS REAL FROM SOMEONE" WHATEVER.
THIS IS A FIRST.
AND IT IS GOOD.
IT SHOWS THAT EVEN BEAURAUCRATS MIGHT BEGIN TO VIEW TIME AS SOMETHING NON-EXISTANT. 

THE UP-COMING DEMENT-O-VISION IS DOING GREAT, FYI. 

IN SPARETIME I NOW PLAY OULAST, GONE HOME, SPLINTER CELL-BLACKLIST, AND AMNESIA: A MACHINE FOR PIGS, SIMULTANEOUSLY.
AND I WILL GIGGLE MYSELF TO SLEEP OVER THIS SOUNDTRACK.
 
LEST WE FORGET! DEMENTED!