ON METAPHYSICS AND THE 301+ BUG.

I NEVER GET FRUSTRATED NOWADAYS; MY EMOTIONAL PALETTE CONSISTS ONLY OF
-APOCALYPTICALLY ANGRY
-HORNY
-BLISSFULLY HAPPY
THERE IS HOWEVER  A STRANGE PHENOMENON WHICH IS NOT EXACTLY HELPING ME SHARE MY MUSIC, KNOWN TO THE MUSICIAN AS THE 301+ BUG.
WHEN YOU RELEASE A VIDEO LIKE THE ABOVE ONES AND SHARE IT IN SOCIAL MEDIA THERE NATURALLY TEND TO BE A SUDDEN RUSH OF VIEWS, WHICH YOUTUBE SEEM TO THINK IS THE WORK OF SOME KIND OF SCRIPT, A PROGRAM DESIGNED TO JUST ADD VIEWS, AND YOUTUBE IN RESPONSE BECOMES SELF-AWARE, TURN AGAINST THE MUSICIAN AND STOPS THE VIEWCOUNT AT 301 UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT TO USE SUCH A SCRIPT FOR FAKE VIEWS IS BEYOND ME -YOU WANT TO REACH OUT WITH YOUR MUSIC, NOT SHOW YOUR HARD WORK OFF TO GHOSTS.
YOUTUBE DOES EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE WEED OUT THE FAKE, OR UNDER 30 SECOND VIEWS, BUT IT MIGHT TAKE A LIFETIME, AND UNTIL THEN YOUR CREDIBILITY WILL BE QUESTIONED.
THIS MAKES ME APOCALYPTICALLY ANGRY, AND MUST BE DEALT WITH.
NOONE KNOWS HOW THOUGH, SINCE YOUTUBE IS A METAPHYSICAL SENTIENT BEING, A CLOUD, A SIMULACRA WITH NOBODY TO HOLD RESPONSIBLE. 
UNTIL THIS IS FIGURED OUT I WILL TAKE MY ANGER OUT ON EMPTY PASSENGER SEATS.
LEST WE FORGET! DEMENTED!