HOW I VIEW YOUR RETARDED PERCEPTION OF TIME, WITH A NICE SIMPLE TWIN PEAKS ANALOGY.

FIRST, IT IS MY ABSOLUTE OPINION THAT TIME, AS YOU VIEW IT, DOES NOT EXIST.
YOU SEEM CONVINCED THAT THE HERE AND NOW IS FLOATING THROUGH A MAGIC TUNNEL FROM SOMETHING TOWARDS SOMETHING, THAT YOU WILL GROW OLD, THAT ENTROPY IS A DEVELOPMENT THROUGH TIME INSTEAD OF A CONSTANT, THAT THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A SERIES OF EVENTS, ET. CETERA, ET. CETERA.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH IT. YOU DEFINE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOURSELVES AROUND IT.
I COULD GET INTO GREAT DETAIL AROUND THIS NOW, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.

SO.
TODAY MY CLOSE FRIEND WILL FUCK OFF TO SPAIN FOR SOME REASON.
HE GAVE ME A BIG HUG FOR A GOODBYE, "IN CASE WE DON'T SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN."
ON WHICH I REPLIED, " EVERYTIME WE MEET IS THE FIRST AND LAST TIME WE SEE EACH OTHER, BECAUSE LINEAR TIME DOES NOT EXIST."

NOW.
I GOT HOME, AND NOTICED THIS COUNTDOWN FROM THE AIR "DATE" OF THIS TWIN PEAKS EPISODE UP TO THIS POINT IN YOUR PERCEPTION OF TIME, WHICH WILL HAPPEN IN ABOUT THREE "HOURS" FROM NOW.


I GOT ON FACEBOOK AND WAS VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS, ON WHICH MY FRIEND IMMEDIATELY REPLIED SOMETHING IN THE LINES OF "WHY WOULD YOU CARE ABOUT THIS, YOU JUST SAID YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN TIME OR COUNTDOWNS YOU FUCKING POSER."

I'D LIKE TO  EXPLAIN TO YOU NOW WHAT I MEANT BY POSTING A 25 YEAR OLD COUNTDOWN, THROUGH THIS VERY IMAGE OF THAT CONVERSATION.


IT'S IN SWEDISH, SO I'LL EXPLAIN THE JIST OF IT;
LAURA PALMER MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SAID; "I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN IN TWO AND A HALF HOURS."
BECAUSE
EVERYTHING IS ABSOLUTE.
EVERYTHING EXISTS SIMULTANEOUSLY, LIKE THE POSTS ON THIS BLOG.
LIKE THE WORDS IN THIS POST.

THIS IS CALLED AN "EVENT."
THIS IS CALLED A "QUANTA."


I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND POMPOUS ABOUT THIS, I'M JUST TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, YEAH, YOU, THAT YOU CANNOT, SHOULD NOT AND NEVER WILL DEFINE YOURSELF AS ANYTHING BUT WHAT YOU ARE RIGHT NOW.
 
LEST WE FORGET! DEMENTED!