FROM DORTMUND WITH LOVE

I STUMBLE OUT FROM TOURBUS ONTO PARKINGLOT ONTO SIDEWALK. I ASK A GUY;
1. DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER?
-NO.
2. ALLRIGHT BUT DO YOU KNOW OF A STORE WHERE I CAN BUY SPRAYPAINT?
-NO SORRY.
3. ALLRIGHT BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT COUNTRY WE'RE IN?
-...

LEST WE FORGET! DEMENTED!