melanieisdemented

I STUMBLE OUT FROM TOURBUS ONTO PARKINGLOT ONTO SIDEWALK. I ASK A GUY;
1. DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER?
-NO.
2. ALLRIGHT BUT DO YOU KNOW OF A STORE WHERE I CAN BUY SPRAYPAINT?
-NO SORRY.
3. ALLRIGHT BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT COUNTRY WE'RE IN?
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