LIVER:

FESTIVAL-TIME 

 ON MY WAY NOW TO THE BRÅVALLA FESTIVAL IN SEARCH FOR THE NEW SOUND. 
I JUST FREED MY GIRLFRIEND FROM THE PSYCHATRIC WARD SO THAT SHE COULD COME ALONG WITH ME.

MIDSOMMAR 

 TODAY ALL OF SWEDEN CELEBRATES A THING UNIQUE FOR US; MIDSOMMAR. 
IT IS A PAGAN, AND TYPICALLY SWEDISH THING.
IT IS TEN OCLOCK IN THE MORNING NOW. ALREADY WASTED AND LISTENING TO GESAFFELSTEIN.
ON MY WAY OUT, IN SEARCH OF THE NEW SOUND.
THE HEAT WE HAVE COMBINED WITH THE ALCOHOLSALES PREDICTS A SPIKE IN ACTS OF VIOLENCE TONIGHT.

FOOTNOTES:
I HAVE JUST PLAYED THROUGH CALL OF JUAREZ, REMEMBER ME, AND FAR CRY 3 BLOOD DRAGON, ALL GREAT GAMES.
R.I.P. GANDOLFINI. 

ROADTRIP 

 WENT TO COPENHAGEN IN SEARCH OF THE NEW SOUND.
GOT INTO FIGHTS, PAINTED TRAINS, BOMBED THE CITY AND WENT BATSHIT DEMENTED.
DID NOT FIND NEW SOUND THOUGH, JUST GOT A LOUSY T-SHIRT AND NEW FRIENDS WHO ARE ALSO WRITERS.
NOW OFF TO MEET MY GIRLFRIEND WHO IS CURRENTLY BEING LOCKED UP IN THE PSYCHATRIC WARD.
I WILL NOT BRING HER FLOWERS.
INSTEAD; THE FIRST SEASON OF UTOPIA.

A GIFT 



TODAY I WENT TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL IN SWEDEN WHERE I REGULARLY GO FOR MY CHECKUPS.
YOU SHOULD SEE THE BUILDING -IT IS A HUGE ARKHAM ASYLUM-ESQUE FORT STATIONED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS IN THE OUTSKIRTS OF STOCKHOLM, SECURITY IS TIGHT: I HAVE TO PASS TEN DIFFERENT CONTROLS ON MY WAY IN AND OUT OF THERE, AND NO CELLPHONES OR SCRAP METAL IS ALLOWED INSIDE.
TODAY, HOWEVER, A WOMAN HAD BEEN ABLE TO SMUGGLE INSIDE A PIECE OF RAIL USED FOR TOY MODEL TRAINS.
SHE WALKED AROUND ON THE WARD STABBING INMATES AND PERSONNEL WITH IT, NOT EVEN CLOSE TO HURTING ANYONE, NONETHELESS DEMANDING SOMEONE TO CALL A CAB FOR HER.
SHE SPOTTED ME, WALKED UP AND ASKED "ARE YOU INMATE OR PERSONNEL?"
AND I WAS LIKE "DUDE, CHILL, I'M A PATIENT HERE MYSELF."
-"WELL THEN THIS IS A GIFT FOR YOU. YOU'LL NEED IT."
SHE HANDED ME THIS PIECE OF RAIL AND RIGHT BEFORE THE DOCTORS MANAGED TO WRESTLE HER DOWN AND CARRY HER AWAY I SWEAR TO GOD THAT SHE STARED ME STRAIGHT IN THE EYES AND SAID, BANE-STYLE;
"THE FIRE IS RISING!"




SHOEGAZING 

 WENT TO THE DANS DAKAR FESTIVAL TODAY, IN SEARCH OF THE NEW SOUND.
I HAVE BRUISES IN THE MOST BIZARRE PLACES.
THINK I BROKE A RIB AT PENDULUM, MY GIRLFRIEND KNOCKED OUT A TOOTH AT THE PRODIGY, I GOT WHIPLASH FROM JUSTICE, AND I WAS VERY MUCH IMMERSED IN THE DYSTOPIC SOUNDSCAPES OF GESAFFELSTEIN.
A VERY GOOD DAY. I WILL PASS OUT NOW.



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