LIVER:

R.I.P. DEBASER SLUSSEN 

THE LAST BEER AT DEBASER, PICTURE STOLEN FROM A PROMINENT SWEDISH AUTHOR WHO ATTENDED. 
 THIS WEEKEND “WAS” A WEEKEND OF LASTS –THE LAST OPEN AIR FOR THIS SEASON AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, AND THE LAST MAGNIFICENT EPISODE OF BREAKING BAD AIRED.
BUT IT WAS ALSO THE LAST NIGHT OPEN FOR THE MOST LEGENDARY ROCK CLUB IN SWEDEN –DEBASER SLUSSEN, ONE OF MANY CLUBS TO SHUT DOWN DUE TO SWEDENS IGNORANT CULTURAL POLITICS.
I HAVE MANY FOND MEMORIES MYSELF FROM THAT CLUB, IN WHICH I ACTUALLY HAVE HUNG OUT WITH BOTH ATMOSPHERE, BROTHER ALI AND SAGE FRANCIS TO MENTION A FEW.
IT WAS A NIGHT OF ANYTHING GOES- THE PLACE HAS NEVER BEEN AS CROWDED, THE MOOD WAS MAGIC AND WE KIND OF TRASHED THE PLACE.
 
SEE, ON A RECENT BIRTHDAY I GOT A DECK OF CARDS CALLED “ANYWHERE- A TRAVEL GUIDE”.  IT’S BASICALLY A SET OF VERY RANDOM INSTRUCTIONS, WITH THE GOAL OF THE USER ENDING UP JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE IN A MORE OR LESS CONFUSED STATE OF MIND. FOR INSPIRATION!
DECK SEEN HERE, SLIGHTLY USED.
 
ME AND A FRIEND SET OUT TO GO THROUGH THAT DECK EARLIER “LAST WEEK”, WITH ITS FINALE AT THAT NIGHT IN DEBASER.
IN TOTAL IT TURNED OUT TO BE A BIZARRE RIDE, AND ALONG THE WAY I’VE MET A FEW NEW TALENTS- RANDOM ENCOUNTERS - WHO THE CARDS WOULD MAKE COME TO MY STUDIO AND RECORD.
AND FOR NOW TWO VIDEOS ARE DONE, 8 LEFT TO GO.
OUR BASS PLAYER HAS WENT UP AND LEFT THE BAND ALONG THE WAY, BUT IT’S GOOD ENOUGH, SINCE IF JOHNOSSI CAN GO WITH A TWO GUYS ONLY-SETUP, THEN SO CAN MY BAND.
 
AND REMEMBER, IF IT DOESN’T PEAK IN THE MIX, IT’S NOT LOUD ENOUGH.

THE JOKE'S ON YOU, ROCKSTAR GAMES! 


 























...BECAUSE I JUST -AFTER A MINDFUCK OF DOWNLOADS- EVENTUALLY BOUGHT A VERY WORKING COPY OF MAX PAYNE 3 FOR PC! (SIC)
AND YES, THE ABOVE IMAGE, DONE BY SELF, GOT UPVOTED LIKE 3000 TIMES ON REDDIT ALLREADY.
AND I'M NOT ALL THAT SAD ABOUT THE ONGOING GTA V HYSTERIA, BECAUSE I REALIZE THAT NOT BEING ABLE TO PLAY IT -BEING A PC GAMER- IS ACTUALLY VERY HEALTHY FOR MY PRODUCTIVITY.
IN FACT, I AM ALSO THINKING ABOUT RELEASING AN ALL INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF THE NEW DEMENT-O-VISION SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH THE UPCOMING RELEASE, MASTODON STYLE.
I AM ACTUALLY SCHEDULED TO MEET UP WITH AN AWESOME, FEATURING FEMALE MC IN JUST ABOUT AN HOUR.
THEN PERHAPS PAINT A FUCKING TRAIN.
WHO THE ROCKSTAR NOW, DAN HOUSER??
(PLEASE RELEASE IT TO PC SOON)

THEY SIT YOU IN A ROOM AND TELL YOU LIES 


I WENT TO COURT TODAY, IN SEARCH OF THE NEW SOUND.
I WAS ACCUSED OF SOME VANDALISM BULLSHIT, BUT I ARGUED- BASED ON MY VERY EXTENSIVE RESEARCH IN QUANTUM PHYSICS- THAT TIME DOES NOT EXIST, THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS PAST OR FUTURE, THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS SERIES OF EVENTS AND THEREFORE I COULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN THOSE ACTS OF TOMFOOLERY, BECAUSE ULTIMATELY, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “BEEN”.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT? LIKE SERIOUSLY??
THEY POSTPONED THE TRIAL!
THEY SAID THAT THEY NEEDED, IN THAT CASE, SOME MORE EVIDENCE-LIKE MATERIAL- AND BASED ON MY GRAPENUTS BUT ACCURATE NIMWITZ THEY ACTUALLY POSTPONED THE TRIAL UNTIL "THEY COULD GATHER MORE EVIDENCE THAT THE NOTION OF "TIME" IS REAL FROM SOMEONE" WHATEVER.
THIS IS A FIRST.
AND IT IS GOOD.
IT SHOWS THAT EVEN BEAURAUCRATS MIGHT BEGIN TO VIEW TIME AS SOMETHING NON-EXISTANT. 

THE UP-COMING DEMENT-O-VISION IS DOING GREAT, FYI. 

IN SPARETIME I NOW PLAY OULAST, GONE HOME, SPLINTER CELL-BLACKLIST, AND AMNESIA: A MACHINE FOR PIGS, SIMULTANEOUSLY.
AND I WILL GIGGLE MYSELF TO SLEEP OVER THIS SOUNDTRACK.
 

KARLSTAD 

I AM CURRENTLY IN KARLSTAD, SWEDEN, IN SEARCH OF THE NEW SOUND.
THIS LITTLE ANGEL IS MY NIECE.

































HERE WE ARE PLAYING THE PIANO. SHE KIND OF SUCK AT IT.

































MY SISTER, MY NIECE AND MY SISTERS HUSBAND (WHO I CALL CAPTAIN AL-JAZEERA) IS VISITING SWEDEN FROM TEL AVIV AND I WENT TO KARLSTAD TO SURPRISE THEM TODAY. CHRIST, I HAVEN'T MET THEM IN AGES.
AND TODAY AS WE WERE OUT WALKING, IT HIT ME; I CAN'T REMEMBER LAST TIME IS WAS THIS HAPPY.
THERE IS NOTHING FOR ME IN STOCKHOLM BUT DEATH, MURDER AND INSANITY, AND I WAS GENUINELY SURPRISED AS WE WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN SUNNY KARLSTAD HOW NOONE WAS TRYING TO KILL ME, NOONE FELL IN FRONT OF A MOVING TRAIN OR HOW NOONE WAS SCREAMING IN AGONY OR FROM SOME DRUGINFLUENCE.
THE CONTRAST IS TOTAL, AND I REALIZE JUST NOW HOW DAMAGED STOCKHOLM HAS MADE ME.
SO I WILL BE STAYING HERE BRIEFLY, RECHARGING MY BATTERIES AND GATHERING INSPIRATION, AND THEN GET BACK HOME TO ACTIVELY START WORKING WITH THE MUSIC AGAIN.
THE SONGS ARE NOW READY-MASTERED, AND IT IS TIME TO START WORKING ON THE VIDEOS AND THE PROMO MATERIAL.
'TIL NEXT TIME
LOVE/ MELANIE

GET WELL DIOL.
 

WU TANG 
























































WENT AND SAW WU-TANG CLAN AT GRÖNA LUND IN STOCKHOLM, IN SEARCH OF THE NEW SOUND.
IT WAS COMPLETELY INSANE AND EXACLTY EVERYONE I KNOW WERE THERE.
JUST WOKE UP NOW, STILL DRUNK AND MY HANDS ARE A MESS.
JUST REALIZED IT IS FRIDAY, I AM A PASTAFARIAN AND THIS IS A PASTAFARIAN HOLIDAY, SO I AM ON MY WAY TO TWO DIFFERENT OPEN AIRS THAT IS TAKING PLACE IN UNDISCLOSED LOCATIONS LATER ON TODAY.
THE OPEN AIR CULTURE IS SOMETHING THAT HAS JUST RECENTLY BLOWN UP IN STOCKHOLM, IT IS ON ITS SECOND SEASON NOW AND I GOT THE IDEA THAT I SHOULD ACTUALLY REVIEW EVERY OPEN AIR PARTY HERE FOR THE NEXT SEASON, SINCE THOSE PARTIES ARE SOMETHING I AM AVIDLY ATTENDING, AND AM VERY FOND OF.

IN ANY CASE, I HAVE RECORDED AND MIXED TEN TRACKS NOW AND I AM IN THE MASTERING STAGE OF THE RECORD NOW.
IT IS A VERY FUN PROCESS, AS I AM USING NEW UPDATED MASTERING TECHNIQUES FOR THIS PARTICUALAR DEMENT-O-VISION.
I SHOULD ALSO START WORKING ON THE VIDEOS NOW.

ALSO, THERE ARE SOME NEW FEATURES ON THE WEBSITE. 
NOTHING FANCY, JUST SOME EXTRA LIKE-BUTTONS AND SHIT LIKE THAT.

YOU THINK THATS ENOUGH, YOU SLAG?
NO SIR, I HAVE ALSO PUT UP MY BEST-OF EP, PROPERLY NAMED EP'S AND VINEGAR AS A DOWNLOADABLE FREE APP IN MY REVERBNATION ACCOUNT.
YOU FIND THE LINK TO MY REVERBNATION ACCOUNT TOGETHER WITH ALL MY OTHER MOTHERFUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS BELOW.
AS I HAVE BEEN FOCUSING ON RECORDING THIS DEMENT-O-VISION MOST OF MY FANBASE HAVE GIVEN UP HOPE ON ME, SO I KIND OF HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN.

NO WORRIES THOUGH, I AM NO STRANGER OF REPETITION.

 

VIDZ:

https://open.spotify.com/album/0e1O2SL1GO1DhQwsHsCIx6
THE  BOOK AND ALBUM BLIND BY MELANIEISDEMENTED IS AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE NOW.
IT IS ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF ALL OF THE WORLD'S FIREARMS WERE TO BE EXCHANGED WITH ORANGES.

PURCHASE THE BOOK FROM YOUR LOCAL STORE, OR FROM YOUR FAV ONLINE MERCHANT SUCH AS ADLIBRIS OR CDON.COM.
ALL MONEY WILL GO TO CHARITY.
AND DON'T FORGET TO STREAM/BUY/ OR DOWNLOAD THE SOUNDTRACK THAT GOES WITH IT BELOW.
IF YOU PREFER IT AS AN E-BOOK YOU WILL FIND THE WHOLE LIST OF RETAILERS HERE.

DISCLAIMER:
1. IF YOUR LOCAL BOOKMERCHANT IS A LITTLE DAFT, THEN JUST ASK HIM TO TYPE IN THE EAN-CODE 
978 91 6376415 8
AND HE'LL GET THAT ISH FOR YA!
(DON'T ACT LIKE YOU CANNOT SEE THE NUMBER ON YOUR PHONE, I'VE WORKED HARD TO MAKE THIS PAGE PHONE-ACCESSIBLE, YOU WEIRDO)

2. THE BOOK IS ALL IN SWEDISH Y'KNOW, BUT HEY, MOST OF THE ALBUM IS IN A COMFORTABLE ENGLISH TOUNGE.
ALSO AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE.

3. THIS IS SEVEN "YEARS" IN THE MAKING AND SWEDENS MOST COSTLY DIY PROJECT IN SWEDEN TO DATE, KIDS!

DIY OR DIE!










 

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